Facundia Procrastinatae

how not to be a writer

  • Social capital: less than 10 
Sonia Ana Miller
Massachusetts, United States
Captured Ramblings
Interests: (108)
, alexandria lafaye, amanda cockrell, andrew lang, anne mccaffrey, annie dillard, ballads, barbara kingsolver, books, c.s. lewis, carolyn keene, children's literature, chinua achebe, croatia, diana wynne jones, douglas adams, dowwd, dr. seuss, déjà vu, e.e. cummings, edgar allan poe, edna st. vincent millay, edward de vere, ellen datlow, emily dickinson, eric carle, eric rohmann, ernest hemmingway, erotica, fairy tales, falsifying statistics, fantasy, folk tales, folklore, francesca lia block, franny billingsley, garth nix, george mason university, georgia o'keefe, germany, h.g. wells, hans christian anderson, henry thoreau, hollins university, iafa, j.d. salinger, j.r.r. tolkien, j.s. lefanu, jack kerouac, jack zipes, jane austen, jane yolen, joyce carol oates, jules verne, kurt vonnegut, laura ingalls wilder, laura lee hope, lisa rowe fraustino, lloyd alexander, louisa may alcott, mabinogi, madeline l’engle, margaret atwood, marge piercy, mark twain, maurice sendak, maya angelou, monica hughes, mythology, myths, nalo hopkinson, nancy springer, nancy willard, nescbwi, oscar wilde, pamela dean, patrice kindl, patricia a. mckillip, peter s. beagle, philip pullman, ralph waldo emerson, raymond carver, reading, robert a. heinlein, roberta heinlein, rose wilder lane, ruth sanderson, scbwi, science fiction, speculative fiction, susan campbell bartoletti, susan cooper, tamora pierce, tanith lee, tea, the brothers grimm, tim o'brien, tom robbins, toni morrison, tsitsi dangarembga, ursula k. leguin, vladimir nabokov, walt whitman, william shakespeare, william sleator, writing, young adult novels,
Once upon a time, a little girl read a book and didn't like the ending. She snuck off with her father's typewriter and rewrote the book. When she was done, she made up another tale, this one entirely her own, because why should she read books that didn't suit her? Today, having returned the typewriter, the wordprocesser and the computer to her father, she sits at her laptop, thinking up stories and hopes that they will suit others.

Yeah, so, while this little bio is absolutely charming, it is a bit over the top, don't you think? A bit saccharine? Yeah, I thought so. Watch this space as I come up with something better.

Actually, don't watch this space. Add it to your RSS feed, friend it, recommend it, whatever, but do something a bit more constructive than just staring slack-jawed at this page. Thanks.